Tuesday, November 09, 2004

missing: one emergency

Last night the fire alarm in the building went off twice.

I learned 2 things.

1) The cat has a super secret hiding spot - unknown to any living human, for super emergencies only. Should the building go up in flames, the cat will deffinately end up a well toasted tater tot.

2) Never ever ever wear house coat during a fire alarm. Weight appearence is doubled, and you look like an ass in general. Everyone else managed to find their coats, so can you.

I also suspect I will be ignoring the next 3:30am fire alarm.

Note to firemen: two tater tots to be found in super secret hiding spots on the 16th floor.


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